The WatchMe (Watchus cyclopus) is a newfound species, a (h)armless cyclops monster endemic to the south of Luxembourg.

WatchMe has been selectively bred for months for various behaviors, cord management capabilities, and physical attributes.

It has no ears and has very poor eyesight, however, it can be greatly improved by peculiar spectacles called « SmartWatch ».

The domestic WatchMe performs many roles for people, such as decorating a bedside, companionship, and charging a wearable technology.

The WatchMe breeding stopped due to its unsuccessful Kickstarter adoption campaign.